she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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