You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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