Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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