shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I think my vagina is haunted
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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