Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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