how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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