Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Of course I have a pirate flag
The power of my boobs compel you
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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