people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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