OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
