Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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