If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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