I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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