If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
