Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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