would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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