Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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