I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
