i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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