ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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