I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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