You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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