Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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