Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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