i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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