you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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