Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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