so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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