How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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