How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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