Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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