dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
