I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
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we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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