shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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