just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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