No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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