Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
found the other keg... it's in the tree
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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