dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I skipped work to stalk him.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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