I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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