you're like a bully in the Christmas story
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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