the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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