Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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