i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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