Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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