I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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