***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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