i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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