She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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