honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize