I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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