I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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