The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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