JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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