there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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